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Cop: Turn around Me: Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming round. Cop: Turn around! Me: Every.. *gets tased*
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05-08-2017 08:10 by
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These Jehovah's Witnesses are getting creative. They are now knocking on my door dressed as cops saying they have a warrant.
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01-30-2017 07:05 by
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Just wondering if you put healing crystals in a sock and beat someone with it do they cancel each other out?
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02-06-2017 14:25 by
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This white girl took me home last night. She wanted me to prove to her what they say about black guys is true....so I stabbed her and took her purse.
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02-18-2012 13:14 by
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Mick jaggers performance was so late in the evening because they had to wait for the sun to go down so he could rise from his coffin.
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02-13-2011 23:21 by
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Dick Clark died?? Man I really dropped the ball on that one!!.....too soon?
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04-22-2012 01:17 by
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thinking about that chimp that tore that womans face off....but I gotta say chris browns attack really didnt leave rihanna that bad.
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02-14-2011 00:48 by
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